let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via hudsonsbluff)
- (via psych-facts)
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night