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i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

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let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience

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"There’s no shame in pleasure, Mr. Gray. You see, man just wants to be happy, but society wants him to be good. When he’s good, man is rarely happy. When he’s happy, he’s always good."

- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via hudsonsbluff)

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"Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world."

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Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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